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Saturday, 11 September 2021

Electrocuting Dogs in the Cathedral City Where Some are Unable to Park

Rather than regurgitate words, please refer to the previous 3 or 4 blogs for an introduction.  Regular readers will be all to familiar with the spiel by now.

Friday 3 September

Whilst I had a booking in the back pocket, Herself had only confirmed 2 days ago that we would be venturing out.  Clothes and shoes had been loaded in by Herself (this is an important point that will become clear in the coming days) and the food went in late last night following a nocturnal Asda delivery.

We're both working today, but I've bagged an early finish at 3pm to get the van out onto the road and hitched up to Toyah.  Herself finishes at 4.30pm and we're pulling away at just before 5pm.

Wagons Roll !!!!!!

Our joy at being on the road again is short lived as we hit a queue of traffic heading west at Crosshands.  We clear that, cruise for a few miles than join another slow moving 4 mile long snake to clear Carmarthen.


We're already pissed off when my phone rings. I recognise the area code so know it's the site before I answer.  The warden starts off feigning concern.....

 "Are you still coming?  Is everything OK?"

"Yes and no.  We're coming but are gridlocked in Carmarthen."

Uninterested in our reply, he then he gets down to business .......

"You have to be here by 7.45 pm the very latest, otherwise we won't let you on site."

"Ok, cheers.  Thanks for that!"

The old codger in a clapped out Pug 205 on the A40 between Llanddewi Velfrey (The only gay in the village) and Canaston Bridge did nothing to calm my nerves  as the minutes ticked away!  Thankfully I was able to get past him, leaving him chocking in a cloud of black diesel smut and make good progress for the remainder or the tow, pulling in through the site gates at just after 7pm. 

Site arrival video below (filmed a few days later)

Although pleasant enough when he came out, the warden left us waiting 10m minutes ringing the bell while he finished his coffee.

Only 3 pitches available, but he have us the option of moving in the morning if we wished.  No need though as one of those available we would have chose anyway.

We're losing light fast as we start to set up.  Herself asks about the awning and I say I'm not too sure and maybe we'd be better off leaving it until  morning.  With the aquaroll full she asks again.  Once again I say I'm not sure.  I set the toilet and waste up, come back round the corner and Herself has unravelled the awning and is emptying the pole bag!!

She pretends she misheard me, but we've been married long enough for me to know otherwise!

The sun has long since dropped over the horizon by the time I've banged in the last peg and am able to announce to Facebookville that "We is arrived!!"


Thoughts turn to food, and Herself is fancying a bag of chips.  At gone 8pm I'm not rating our chances, but play the game anyway.  St Davids doesn't have a takeaway open of any sort.  Herself seems to recall there was one on the approach to Solva.  Wrong!!  The pizza and burger shack on the campsite in Newgale doesn't appeal either, so we end up back in Haverfordwest before we can procure our evening meal.  38 mile round trip for a bag of chips mind!!

Saturday 4 September.

We wake and it's promising to be a nice day as I take the dogs out for an early morning walk.


Back on site I take the time to appreciate our surroundings before embarking on a period of personal contemplation in the Thor.


It's decided a drink in a beer garden would be a good idea, so after a splash of water to freshen up we head off out.  St Davids is rammed so is given a wide berth, as are the establishments in Solva.  They've some sort of festival going in in Newgale so we don't even slow down!

Climbing the hill in Roch we spy the canopy outside the Victoria Inn so swerve left into the car park.  Herself takes a seat with the dogs and I approach the table wedged in the doorway from which I am to shout my order to the bar.  A lady then comes to take my money at arms length and promises to bring the drinks out to our table.

They're still taking COVID very seriously down here in some places!  I repeat the process once more as we sit and people watch before making tracks back to site.

The Firemountain gets fired up to cremate some Piripiri chicken and ribs for tea and we spend the evening sat outside chatting to campers from adjacent pitches.


They do part seasonal pitches here, and it transpires we've pitched in the middle of them.  Cardi next door introduced himself to us while we were banging pegs in last night.  Will Posh's wife keeps coming over to collect their escaped Border Terrier and Mr Awning but no Poles makes numerous trips to the service point .... all eager to have a chat with the new blood.

They even call Mrs Grinch over from 3 pitches away to have a gawp.  Have we stumbled across something like Stepford Wives here?

Sunday 5 September

Another glorious morning as I get up leaving Herself have a well deserved lengthened kip.  Having lit a flame under the kettle I discovered some Welsh Cakes in the locker and accidentally managed to consume the whole packet to myself.

A friend later advised that they go off after an hour of opening, so I feel somewhat vindicated in my actions!

A few weeks ago, after having consumed 2 torps of Amstel to myself in my man den I made an impulsive purchase.  For years I've used an offcut of 40mm waste pipe to fill up the aquaroll, and it's done me perfectly fine, but the @Colapz fanboys on Twitter had got inside my head.

I'm no fanboy, but @Colapz do do some tidy stuff, as well as reinventing the wheel too much and thinking of "solutions" to problems that don't really exist.  I was impressed by the flexi waste pipe kit I'd bought off them a few years back, if only for the space it saved in the front locker, but feel they've lost their way a bit since then.

Anyway here is their bespoke answer to filling the Aquaroll.

I can confirm it works and gets the water from the tap into the Aquaroll efficiently.  Whether it's any more efficient than my 40mm offcut with elastic on the top is debatable at best.  I've also got concerns over longevity because after just a few days use the expandable hose is showing signs of wear in the creases!


Late morning and we head off out for the day.  Turning left we follow the minor road that hugs the coastline towards Abereiddy.  We've been here before on a rather grey day, and to be honest didn't think much of it.  Our approach today was in bright sunshine under blue skies, but I'm afraid the place still didn't do much for us, so we spun around before reaching the yellow vest demanding £4 to park up.

On we pressed and on entering the village of Trefin, Herself spied some tables outside the Ship Inn with fantastic views over the countryside.  Leaving Herself sat with the dogs I headed off in search of 2 pints of ice cold lager.  After trying all 3 doors it became obvious that the pub was shut, on a Sunday lunchtime mind, and that people sat at the tables were customers of the adjacent tea shop, Caffi y Ragna.

Herself suggests having a light lunch, maybe sharing a sandwich.  I go in to order, the Greek owner hands me a menu and says he'll be out shortly to take our order.

By the time he came out, I don't know why but I'll put it down to a senior moment, I dropped a boo boo.  Herself orders a beef sandwich and the Greek turns to me.  I ask if they're still doing roasts as it's now 3pm, and upon confirmation order one for myself.  Herself's jaw hits the table, I get "the look" and know I've done something wrong but she won't let on what it is yet, saving it for later.

The intention was to drop down into Porthgain, but I somehow missed the turn, so we carried on towards Fishguard. Parking up at Goodwick (Welsh side of the Irish Sea crossing) we had all intentions of getting out for a stroll and letting the dogs have a paddle, until the stench hit our hooters that is!!

With doors closed once more, and whining dogs, we pressed on until Newport, where we followed the signs to the beach.  Ignoring the Pay and Display to our right to pointed Toyah down onto the hard sand, parking up adjacent to the many others before setting off the find the sea at low tide.






After a few lovely hours of ball chucking and paddling we take the road back south towards our home for the week., Where my accidental roast dinner had long since been forgotten, and we have a simple tea of burgers and chips.


With dishes cleared Herself suggests popping out for a drink.  We'd liked the look of a beer garden in the "city" itself while driving through on Friday, so steered Toyah through the lanes and parked up near the cathedral to let the dogs have another good run before taking an outside table in the floodlit beer garden of the St Davids Cross Hotel to enjoy a pint of Whitesands Pale Ale.

Been a full on day today.

Monday 6 September

We wake to another glorious morning.  After breakfast Herself suggest a walk into St Davids, maybe a few beers in assorted beer gardens before walking back.  I voice my doubts because of her knackered knee, but agree to it knowing that there's a shuttle bus we can hop on if it all becomes too much.

We're getting ready when we hit the first snag of the day.  Remember at the beginning I said Herself packed the shoes and clothes?

Well!!


I'll admit they do look similar, and they're the same brand, but there's no hiding from the fact that I've only got one of my Timberland walking boots with me.  Walking in daps it is then!

She gave it a good go, but there was no hiding from the fact that her knackered knee wasn't coping very well and after just a  mile we had to turn around and rehatch plans for the day.

Back on site Herself's walking boots are exchanged for flip flops and my daps for Jesus creepers before we jump into Toyah heading for Solva.  The plan was to take a walk along the harbour bed (tide out), let the dogs have a cooling dip and then have a drink outside the Harbour Inn.

Solva was rammed so we opted for plan B.  Herself has decided she needs a decent pair of walking sandals and with Google promising a Mountain Warehouse in Haverfordwest we park up in the Riverside multi before setting off on the hunt.  I'll put it down to another senior moment, that and trying to look at maps on my phone screen in the sun, but for some reason we thought the shop was in the Riverside complex.  Why we didn't look it up again when we couldn't find it I don't know, but returned to the car empty handed.  Later back on site, Cardi gleefully informed us it is on Bridge Street in the town.

It's hot and the dogs need a cooling dip.  First off we head to Nolton Haven.  We know it's dog friendly.  Dropping down the hill it's evident we won't be stopping as the beach is very busy.  Busy small beaches and loose running dogs don't mix.  We try Druidston Haven but the steep rocky path down from the road says we're not going down there.  Back to Newgale but we can't find a path over the pebble bank that Herself will manage without twisting her knee so I carry on.

In Solva things appear to have quietened down a bit and I squeeze Toyah's bulk into an empty space.  We didn't take in much of our surroundings as we headed down onto the harbour bed and the freshwater stream running its length to low tide.




The dogs had a good play in the stream and we walked as far as Herself's knee would permit.  Walking back up the ramp we're gasping and I can almost taste the ice cold lager as it hits the back of my throat .....right up until the very moment I clock all the doors locked shut and take a closer look at the contents of the occupied tables!!  Bloody closed!!!

Back to St Davids we head and after parking just above the cathedral the dogs are clipped on and we head straight for the busy beer garden at the St Davids Cross Hotel.  We bag a table in dappled shade and sit down to enjoy a few cool ciders as the world passes by.


We had plenty to watch too. Immediately adjacent to our table on the other side of the wall a Ford based camper crashed into the side of a Volvo XC60.  We stopped for another while the drama unfolded in front of us.

Back on site I cremate a few lumps of Ribeye for our tea and we sit out in the recliners until, the sun drops under the horizon.


Tuesday 7 September

Another fine morning and promising to be a hot one today.  A morning on site is decided on, recliners set up and bacon rolls taken sat out front watching God's waiting room creak into life.

Our pitch is just yards from a little used service point on site.  This has the distinct advantage for me of being not far to lug fresh and grey water, put rubbish in the bins and empty the toilet cassette.  We've not long washed up and are settling down when a rather significant disadvantage presents itself.

It whiffed just a bit!

After a while Herself suggests something to me.  I hadn't been listening and rather that admit this I guessed and got it totally wrong.  A short while after, instead of relaxing in the shade I'm sat in Toyah waiting for the off.  Herself wants to know what's up, especially as not 10 minutes earlier she'd suggested stopping on site for a bit and then going out for a spin during the hottest part of the day!

With no firm plan other than to head in the general direction of higher ground on the Preseli Hills we set off.  Firstly taking the A487 back to Haverfordwest and then the B4239 north.  Just 4 miles along the B road we see a brown tourist sign for Scolton Manor Country Park so swing left onto the dusty track for a mooch.

Parking wasn't cheap at £3.50 for just 2 hours, but there appeared to be loads to do here if you had children with you.  We clipped the dogs on and had a look at the restored steam locomotive and wandered around the grounds of the Victorian manor house admiring some of the sculptures.  Herself also bagged a good bunch of fresh runner beans from their farm shop.



Onwards we went along the B4239 further and further from civilisation when Herself suggests she may be hungry and could we stop somewhere for lunch.  I give her a sideways glance knowing that she's setting a challenge!

The hedgerows flew by until I spot a brown sign for Tafarn Sinc. I say to Herself that any pub with its own brown sign has hot to be worth a shot, in hope more than anything else!  Swinging a right onto the B4313 we follow the road for a short while to Rosebush and turn left up a track.

At the end of the track Herself was less than impressed with the bright red wrinkly tin shed that presented itself to her.  Glancing through a gap in the hedge at the beer garden we can see a range of ghostly looking dummies set up as some sort of display.

I get a "Really?" but manage to persuade Herself to stop for a drink just for the novelty value. We're being watched very closely by the locals as we take a table directly opposite a mock up of a station underneath the imposing red shack.


I go inside to order some drinks and an somewhat taken aback by the décor.  Wooden floors covered in saw dust set the scene with a few log burners space as to heat the building in colder winter months.  I start to worry as I clock the signage on the walls, primarily in Welsh.  While I can get by, I far from fluent in the "Language of Heaven"


Several deep breaths are taken while I wait for someone to appear on the other side of the bar, and I'm rehearsing my lines in my head.

"Dau beint ..." I point to the Staropramen tap "os gwelwch yn dda."

She got two glasses and set to work with a knowing smile.  The next bit wouldn't be quite as easy.  I started off well with "Ydych chi'n ..." but then lost my way and reverted to Wenglish " serving bwyd?"

I looked nervously up at the castrating pincers hanging from the wooden beam as she laughed "Yes we are bach, take a menu and I'll be down in a few minutes to take your order."

Little did we know that we'd stumbled across quite a famous little pub that has featured a few times on TV.  Set out in the wilds at the foot of the Preseli Hills, this little pub is owned and run by the community.  Initially built in 1876 to accommodate tourists on the old branch of the Great Western Railway the place has resisted all modern day whims.

What a find though, we thoroughly enjoyed a few hours soaking up an atmosphere of years gone by.

We tale the B4313 back to Fishguard and follow the A487 back down the coast to site where we spend the evening sat out front having a slurp until the sun set on another lovely day

Wednesday 8 September

We had some rain overnight, and when I take the dogs for their early morning walk the skies are looking quite ominous.

Just after breakfast it starts to rain, and so it continued throughout the morning as Herself took herself back to bed for a bit while I tapped some keys in the awning.  Tali is happy to have a rest.


Early afternoon and it's eased off a little.  We need supplies, so rather than pay way over the odds in CKs again we head for Morrisons in Haverfordwest, before following the lanes to Broadhaven where the dogs get to have a good run on the beach - much to the annoyance of the metal detectors.




It's still holding off ..... just, as we make our way back west so we stop off for a pint at the Pelcomb Inn.  OK, it didn't have the same novelty value as Tafarn Sinc, and the outside tables are sited right next to the busy A487, but the Staropramen tasted just as good.


The rain returns as we approach St Davids and stayed with us as we cooked our tea indoors for the first time this week. Last light is approaching as it eases off and we take the opportunity to have a little jaunt following the narrow lanes to St Justinians.  Once there I realise it's not where I thought we were heading so turned around to follow a completely different set of narrow lanes to nearby Porthclais Harbour.




It's deadly still as we park up Toyah and take a look at the lime kilns on the quayside before taking a seat and soaking up the tranquillity and stillness of the water.



The rain didn't hold off for long though, and by the time we're back on site it's proper tamping it down.  And that is how it stayed for the rest of the evening as we cwtched up in the comfort of the van.

Thursday 9 September

I had a restless night last night, thinking things over after having had a "bad news" phone call from work, so got up at 5am to console myself with a mug of tea and a few joking Hobnob biscuits.

Looking outside  as the day dawns, when I say dawns i really mean gets a little less dark outside, the heat and sunshine of our first 4  days here are all but a distant memory as I put on my waterproof and Mongo hat to take the dogs out for a walk.



All was going well as I traipsed through the adjacent field.  The dogs did their business, the ponies kept their distance and the hat was keeping the water off my hearing aids.  Gwawr is impatient when we get to gates, I know this and should have anticipated the problem.  But I didn't.

The dogs got a bit ahead of me, mainly due to me stopping the take the above selfie, and reached the gate first.  Tali stood patiently while Gwawr starts to pace, then she went for it.  My head slows everything down as she tries to squeeze under the fence.  The electric fence that's in place to keep the ponies in.  Her tail brushes against the lower wire and all of a sudden she's spooked.  She's darting around and looking at me for an explanation!

I'm now hoping against hope that she'll calm down before we get back, so take the scenic route to buy me some time.  Herself knows her own dog.  My diversion didn't work, and I'm immediately asked what I've done to her.

"YOU ELECTROCUTED MY DOG ????????"

Herself had wanted to light a few candles in the cathedral, but it appeared that the rest of Pembrokeshire did too.  The first 2 car parks in the vicinity were full, but I find a space in the third.  It'll be tight but I attempt to squeeze Toyah into it.  Things aren't made easy by a blue Alfa Romeo Giulietta parked diagonally across the adjacent space with the off side front wheel just over the while line and wing protruding well into "my" space.

I'd first clocked the disapproving looks from the grey haired git while I shuffled to line up as he stopped on return from the payment machine.  Herself had got out to guide me in but was starting to doubt our success.  The grey haired git approaches to put his ticket on the dash of the Alpha and I politely ask

"Would you be able to straighten up your car in the space please?"

With disgust he looks at me and replies..

"No, you should drive such a fat car!"

"Pardon? You're parked over the line."

"You shouldn't be driving that thing!"

The red mist is now coming down, and I let myself down a bit.

"You ignorant tw*t! You ignorant tw*t! There was no need for that, I've only asked you to park properly!"

He now looks to his wife for support who stomps towards us shouting

"Did you just call my husband a prat?"

"No love, I called him an ignorant tw*t!"

With his wife by his side he gets brave again

"You should get a thinner car!!"

"And you should learn how to park you judgmental wan*er!!"

Fuming I was as we headed to the car park outside the "city".  It had upset me and Herself was pleading with me to let it go as we walked down the hill towards the bustling centre on market day.


I've been after a new daysack so popped my head into Mountain Warehouse, and came straight back out mumbling about inflated prices.  Herself senses I'm still bubbling and suggests stopping off at St Davids Cross for a break.  I go in and order 2 pints of lager.  We've been here a few times this week and not taken much note of the bar prices, but I did today, and when the young lad behind the bar cheerfully taps in £12.40 into the contactless machine he very nearly had the backlash from the car park fiasco.



Herself thinks I've simmered down enough to be let loose in public again so we go to brows a few of the shops.  I firstly go into the chocolate shop and come back out tutting.  No was am I paying £11 for some chocolate in a box smaller that a box of Swan Vesta!


We didn't brows any longer, instead opting for the steps up into the beer garden of The Bishops for a spot of lunch.


It was drizzling when we get here and the plan was to park up leaving the dogs in the car while we went into the cathedral. The altercation in the car park did us a favour really because while sat here it opened up and got quite warm, too warm if the dogs had been left!

Refreshed, we head down through the arch to admire the cathedral from above before turning around for the climb back up to the car park.


We stop off at the site briefly for a change of clothes and head north through the lanes to the harbour at Porthgain.  It's a delightful little place and we walk out onto the sea wall under the brick kilns before retracing our steps back up into the hamlet.



I'd like to say that we had a mooch in the art gallery and little studios, but I can't.  Instead we opted to climb the steps onto the terrace outside The Sloop Inn soaking up the atmosphere while partaking in some refreshments.



Served up at our awning table tonight was a rather superb Surf 'n' Turf platter.  Sirloin steaks, fiery king prawns, scampi, onion rings and real chips.


Our pitch backs onto a private site on the other side of a low hedge.  When we returned from our day out a pair of campervans had pitched up behind us.  You know there maybe noise issues when they pitch up with doors facing each other, canopies out.  Early evening was bad enough with doors continually being slammed shut and the chatter got louder and louder with each ring pull.  With fading light a fire pit gets dragged out and our heart sinks at the thought of a crowd gathering around it singing "Come by here my Lord" until the early hours just 9ft from our bedroom window.

It's not often I'm happy to see rain when away on holiday, but lets just say the corners of my mouth turned up when it started hammering on the roof at 10pm and the firepit sizzled out.

Friday 10 September

Grey and gloomy again this morning.  My screaming bladder woke me at 7am and I lost my place in bed next to herself to Gwawr.  ¬I tap some keys for an hour or so, resisting the packet of joking Hobnobs in the locker above my head until Gwawr is ready to leave Herself's side to go for a walk.

The ponies are close to the path this morning so Tali and Gwawr are clipped on in plenty of time for me to avoid a repeat of yesterdays electrical related mishap.




After breakfast we head towards Haverfordwest to do a little gift shopping.  A bit more than usual too,  Since my last blog the number of grand children we have has doubled.  Beastie now has a little baby brother not two weeks old yet.

Parking up at Riverside multi we make tracks for the bridge to cross over onto Bridge Street, passing benches full of locals drinking Stella from cans.


Let's just say that the shopping centre in H'ford is uninspiring, and that is being kind.  We did manage to procure some gifts for Beastie and Bwmps, and Herself eventually found a pair of walking sandals before we returned to the car within an hour.

Time now to do something for the dogs so we follow the signs to Broadhaven.  The dogs once again have a good run and a paddle before we walk back up the sands to the welcoming Galleon Inn for refreshments.



As we approach  the site it looks like it's been dryer out here that back along the coast, and the roads are dryer too.  We start to get our hopes up that the awning maybe dry enough to pack away tonight rather than chance overnight rain or wait for dew to dry off tomorrow.


It was, and by 6.30pm it's down and packed away dry (those that do not caravan would never understand the joy that this could bring) and we're having quick showers before heading off out for food.

The St Davids Cross gets our custom, Herself talking me round despite their prices, as she really like the look of their beer battered cod the other night.  Service was quick, by `the time I return to the table after making the order and collecting our drinks the waitress had already been with the condiments and cutlery.  No sooner have I had my first gulp than the food arrived.


We're back out of the gate in well under an hour and heading for Whitesands beach to watch the sun set over North Bishop island.



Saturday 11 September

With the bulk of breaking camp done yesterday evening we have a slow start, but are hitched up and ready to roll by 9.45am.



Exit through the lanes was a little hairy as we met the day trippers heading to Whitesands, but after that it was plain sailing all the way home except for the expected chaos required to clear Carmarthen these days.

Nevertheless, it still took us one and three quarter hours to complete the 73 mile tow home.


Fantastic week away on the most western tip of south Wales.  We raked over some old coals and discovered some new places to us.  We also remembered how expensive everything is in St Davids and how similar that part of Pembrokeshire is to the far west of Cornwall that we love so  much.

In the words of the legend that was Ray Gravell ..... West is Best.

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